we know how to have a good time

calamitys-child:

It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun

(via pranspat)

eldritchdraaks:

hybbat:

sometimes-i-just-climb-things:

aquietquixotic:

armchair-factotum:

the-real-skeletor:

The super bowl or whatever I’m not american

Oh NOBODY’S going to be horny after this

Amazing tags

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

A victorian

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

(via patrik-star)

apathbacktoyou:

pleasebekindrewind:

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens’ cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle “i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear” cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult “children” and collectively called bullshit

i just thought everyone was like “oh yikes a cult” and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don’t interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

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mooglesguard:

:

my worst fear is an ocean update 2 where they add whales

i’m just. swimming in the ocean and this massive fuckarse whale the size of my base domes and yeets me into oblivion

i’ve been thinking about this post for the past 30 minutes and only now realized it’s from a minecraft blog and not just some guy who doesn’t think whales exist

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